A friend of mine phoned me today. She has a day off tomorrow, so I asked her what she was going to do with her luxurious free time. "Laundry," she replied, oozing with gleeful anticipation. Hmmm ... NOT what I would consider the best use of a day off. How restful? Um, how exciting? What do you say to that? "I have to admit," she confessed in whispered, conspiratorial tones, "I've been behind in my laundry since 2006." I promptly reminded her of the fact that when I met her in 1995, I recall her complaining about being behind in her laundry - way back then.
Do you realize what this means?" I declared, "It means there's a distinct possibility that you have gaunch in the bottom of your hamper that's been there for fifteen years! They must be petrified by now, or maybe they have completely disintegrated from stain-induced bacterial erosion." Let's hope so for her sake, at least that's one load taken care of. I can be grateful today that I don't have any underwear worries. I can be thankful for that. I have a clean pair. I just need to channel a little Gone With The Wind and sew myself some pants from the curtain fabric before meeting with my employment counsellor tomorrow. I sent him a copy of the two-page cover letter I sent out today (along with my three-page resume), to a potential employer. His sarcastic email reply was succinct, "I think we need to add some meat." Everyone is a comedian today! What's not so funny? Pretty much everything else, besides 15-year-old filthy undies that "eat" themselves.
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